100+ Funny Christmas Wishes, Messages, Greetings and Quotes

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Funny Christmas Wishes Messages

Funny Christmas Wishes: Christmas day begins with wishing friends, family, or beloved people a merry Christmas. Nothing can make your celebration more fun, cheerful, and remarkable than funny Christmas wishes. These funny Christmas wishes for your lover, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife, will help you share the joy and happiness of Christmas with your family. These are the funniest Christmas wishes with images to make your loved one grin and laugh. Therefore, please don’t hesitate to add humor to your Christmas texts or SMS and send it to your friends, family, and loved ones. A combination of any of the 26 letters can’t represent your love. That’s why everyone wants to prepare some special and magical words. We are here with the most hilarious, witty, and funny Christmas wishes, quotes, and sayings that you need most during this Christmas.

You should also convey your love and good thoughts to your loved ones whom you care about and the people who are special in your life. Do not forget to wish your friends and loved ones through these funny Christmas wishes.

Funny Christmas Wishes

An important rule of Christmas; as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth, you can eat all the sweets. Merry Christmas!

As long as my gift is waiting at my door, you can have a great Christmas. have fun!

Christmas is a magic and mysterious season. By the end of the year all your savings will disappear and you won’t even know. very nice!

funny christmas wishes
funny christmas wishes

Christmas is a miraculous season. Your savings will disappear quickly without your attention. You will only find out that you have no money in January.

Christmas is a mysterious day. It makes the savings disappear! Check the balance, you will not know how the money disappeared. Merry Christmas!

Everyone wishes to have their dreams fulfilled on Christmas, so nobody’s dreams come true! Making Christmas wishes is only a custom! Merry Christmas!

Hope your smile is as big as your credit cards bill during Christmas! Good luck and wish you a pleasant journey. Merry Christmas!

I can see that you have made very good decorations. But I don’t think your credit card bill will be as good as your decorations! Merry Christmas.

I hope Santa will fill your gift box with money this Christmas instead of gifts and toys. Merry Christmas!

I just want you to know that this year you will never have a chance to be in Santa’s good list. Merry Christmas!

I pray that Santa Claus gives you wings this Christmas and let you fly away from the earth forever. Joke. Merry Christmas!

I tried to convince Santa that you have been good all year. Instead, my gifts were canceled to be your friend.

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Funny Christmas Messages

Without involving beloved people in Christmas celebrations, Christmas seems incomplete. That is why this Christmas, let join your family, friends, or beloved people in your happiness and try to make them laugh. Here we are sharing some interesting, and funny Christmas messages for friends and family members with you.

Christmas is a festival of love and spirit, so let us have a glass of spirit to feel love, Merry Christmas!

Christmas is coming soon. Let us celebrate the festival of love, joy and peace. Merry Christmas

funny christmas messages
funny christmas messages

Christmas is indeed full of miracles. This makes all my savings disappear! I can feel the magic of Christmas. Do you? Merry Christmas!

Christmas happiness at my house is always six to seven times more pleasing than in other places. We start drinking in the morning. Everyone else sees only one Santa Claus, and we see six to seven Santa Claus.

Hey, you two are over there, it’s a bearded old man and his silly reindeer! We are here to bring you a happy holiday and wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

I am sending you this Christmas gift because you are great. Hope you will not change after the end of the season. Merry Christmas!

I don’t know if you are aware of this, but you are fatter than Santa Claus. Even Santa Claus will bully you for being so fat! Merry Christmas!

Full of joy and happiness, knowing that you are confused about how to spend money. Today, I am sending you my bill for payment so that you can manage your expenses this season. Merry Christmas!

I can’t believe it’s Christmas! The holidays are sometimes tiring! But keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

I think Santa must fly a plane instead of ride a sleigh so that he can reach me quickly. I often fall asleep waiting for him.

Funny Christmas Messages for Lover
Funny Christmas Messages for Lover

Is Santa Claus so busy that he can’t find time to dress himself up? I think he needs to shave.

Oh no! I can’t believe that Christmas has been cancelled.

Santa Claus had been watching a painting of a naked woman for a long time, whose body was covered with leaves. When Santa was asked what you were doing, he replied: Waiting for autumn.

The latest news Christmas has been postponed.

This Christmas, the only thing I need to have is you, but I really want to have a new credit card!

Whoever believes that men and women are equal, they would never have seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas gift.

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Funny Christmas Greetings

We showcase some of the best, latest and unique “Funny Christmas Greetings”. You can share them with your dear friends and closest ones at the time of the festival (Christmas Cake – the main process of the festival), and live a few moments of Giggles.

Christmas once a year. It’s time to relax, make celebration with friends and have fun. Merry Christmas my friend!

Dear friends, we are here to make this season beautiful and fun. Wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Don’t expect that Santa will show up today.. I saw him fall asleep due to a hangover last night.

funny christmas greetings
funny christmas greetings

Don’t expect that Santa will show up today.. I saw him fall asleep due to a hangover last night.

Hope you did not forget that it’s a Christmas, because it always comes around every time this year.

I wish you the season of eating and merry making. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas friends! In case we don’t meet this Christmas, sending you a message of love, hope, and peace.

When it snows, please make sure you have enough indoor entertainment to entertain yourself, otherwise you will be bored. Merry Christmas.

I finally found out the true meaning of Xmas. It is for those who can’t spell Christmas!

I hope you have a nice Christmas, because it will be another year to celebrate you again.

Christmas is mainly for children. But we adults can also enjoy it until the credit card bill arrives!

Christmas is not just for prayer and praise but also for drinking and messing up, Merry Christmas!

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Funny Christmas Messages for Cards

Funny Things to write in a Christmas Card : If you plan to give your friends some memorable humorous time at Christmas and looking online for some funny Christmas text messages for cards, then you are at the right place. We are here with the ultimate list of some short and funniest Christmas text messages for your greeting cards. This will help you bring a big smile to your loved ones face.

Hope Santa will fill our socks with cash instead of toys and gifts. I know your wishes are the same. Wishing you a Merry Christmas!

May you be spared from the boring pastor’s speech in the church, and join my party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!

funny christmas messages for cards
funny christmas messages for cards

Merry Christmas! I hope you will be happy and enjoying the Christmas, because your credit card is almost in trouble.

Merry Christmas. May Santa bring you what you hope for this year!

Oh! It’s Christmas! Wish you full of laughter and love. Merry Christmas.

This Christmas makes everyone feel special. I hope you drink during Christmas so that you completely forget that you are a loser!

This year is so cute! May your celebration full of happiness. Merry Christmas!

Wish you a Merry Christmas, chickens and geese are waiting, don’t forget to bless me. Merry Christmas, my friend!

Worried about what to do this Christmas holidays. Sit down and enjoy yourself.

You are too young to drink in the club, and too old to expect Santa’s gifts. In fact, you are not suitable for the joy of Christmas!

You are too young to go clubbing. Stay indoors and look forward to Santa’s gifts. Merry Christmas!

You know that when you have to wait a whole year for Santa to bring you some gifts, your life is terrible, because obviously no one wants to give you gifts.

Read: Christmas Card Messages

Funny Christmas Messages for Friends

Merry Christmas helps you express your thoughts and love. It conveys your feelings and words to your loved ones in the right way. Christmas is a fascinating holiday that brings much heart touching thoughts, happy Christmas moments, and the opportunity to spend a few moments with loved ones.

I know you will give me a perfect gift every Christmas, and every Christmas will bring me a smile. I am waiting for it. Merry Christmas!

Sun brightens the entire universe? I wish you a Merry Christmas, as you brighten my life!

You should celebrate and eat too much, because you will need energy to open the gift.

Funny Christmas wishes
Funny Christmas wishes

Someone wakes up very early to check whether messages and gifts have arrived. People are still celebrating.

I hope you won’t feel pain after dancing all night. Merry Christmas friends!

The gifts you can give your friends and family today may be better and more attractive, and then they can lose their importance after Christmas. Merry Christmas Friends!

Read: Christmas Wishes for Friends

Funny Christmas Wishes for Boyfriend/ Girlfriend

Christmas has been postponed, because I did not receive my late night kiss. So, if you want to celebrate Christmas, you have to hug me as a punishment and give a long kiss. Merry Christmas!

Whenever I see you, it reminds me of Santa Claus. Apart from his long white beard, you have many things similar to that big, fat and silly man. Merry Christmas, my friend!

I wrote to Santa Claus, admitting that I have been very naughty this year, all because of you. Now, I am waiting for Santa’s reply. Merry Christmas!

funny christmas card messages
funny christmas card messages

Your name is missing from Santa’s list of naughty and pretty. Therefore, I told him to search for your name on his big list. I believe he will find it there!

Christmas is about spending time with great people. So please make sure you spend the whole day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, dear!

I hope Santa will wrap you in a box as my Christmas present at midnight! For me, this year will be the perfect Christmas!

As long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth, you can eat sweets candies and cakes at Christmas. Merry Christmas!

This Christmas is the only rule you follow; if I am not there to take you home, please don’t have too much drink! Merry Christmas!

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Funny Christmas Wishes for Husband/Wife

Christmas may be the season to celebrate for you, but for me, it means I have to do my best to save every penny I earn this year until the next year.

funny christmas messages for him/her
funny christmas messages for him/her

Let’s drink till we start admitting our sins to each other and then sober up realizing we don’t remember anything from last night. What a great Christmas that would be!

The day that is supposed to go to church and partake in the prayers has become a day when the wives to make their husband’s savings disappear. This is Christmas day, for you!

Merry Christmas dear! The only thing I don’t like about Christmas is a lewd fat moron with big white beard who invades our home at midnight and calls you “Ho”.

The real magic of Christmas is when you make my savings disappear and I don’t even know what happened. You are really a blessing in disguise of a wife.

funny holiday greetings
funny holiday greetings

I wanted good people around me, not those who ruin my mood. But Santa told me that this offer is not available for married people.

In case I forgot to bring you a gift, please keep your doors open. Santa Claus will definitely bring a box of chocolates. Merry Christmas! This season has finally come, and every husband in the world is freed from the worry of saving his money and getting rich. Merry Christmas to all the beautiful wives.

Read: Christmas Wisehs for Wife

Funny Christmas Messages for Him

Christmas may be the season to celebrate for you, but for me, it means I have to do my best to spend every penny you earn this year until the next year.

I wanted good people around me, not those who ruin my mood. But Santa told me that this offer is not available for married people.

funny christmas wishes 2020
funny christmas wishes 2020

The day that is supposed to go to church and partake in the prayers has become a day when the wives to make their husband’s savings disappear. This is Christmas day, for you!

The real magic of Christmas is when I make your savings disappear and I don’t even know what happened. Merry Christmas!

This season has finally come, and every husband in the world is freed from the worry of saving his money and getting rich. Merry Christmas to my loveliest husband!

Read: Christmas Messages for Husband

Funny Christmas Wishes for Her

Christmas may be the season to celebrate for you, but for me, it means I have to do my best to save every penny I earn this year until the next year.

Don’t forget to get a lot of love during this holiday. That’s not a holiday, it should be about sharing love! ! Merry Christmas, my wife!

Forget about diet, and eat as many candies and sweets as possible. Just remember one thing, brush your teeth. I value them. Merry Christmas, dear.

I wanted good people around me, not those who ruin my mood. But Santa told me that this offer is not available for married people.

In case I forgot to bring you a gift, please keep your doors open. Santa Claus will definitely bring a box of chocolates. Merry Christmas!

funny christmas wishes for cards
funny christmas wishes for cards

In this magical season, don’t waste all your savings in one day. Dear wife, I wish you a happy and magical Christmas.

Merry Christmas, dear wife. I hope your credit card bills will not be as attractive as your beautiful Christmas decorations. Have a great one this year.

The day that is supposed to go to church and partake in the prayers has become a day when the wives to make their husband’s savings disappear. This is Christmas day, for you!

The real magic of Christmas is when you make my savings disappear and I don’t even know what happened. You are really a blessing in disguise of a wife.

This season has finally come, and every husband in the world is freed from the worry of saving his money and getting rich. Merry Christmas to all the beautiful wives.

Read: Christmas Wishes for Girlfriend

Funny Christmas Messages for colleagues/coworkers

I know you will be very busy this Christmas, answering emergency calls and dealing with customer issues. Thank God, I am not in your shoes. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Oops you are working today, sorry it’s your shift.

To settle all bills during Christmas and coming Year, I hope you will manage your old bills in January as you have already taken an advance salary.

Funny Christmas Greetings for Boss

May Santa realize your wishes, and make them come true this holiday season. Merry Christmas!

You are so generous, and I hope you will continue to uphold the same spirit next year. Merry Christmas boss!

You are a real Santa Claus. I did not expect my salary to double this Christmas. May it be the same all year round! Merry Christmas boss!

Christmas is a day of blessing and love, so how do we celebrate this Christmas in the office? Merry Christmas.

You don’t need to think about gifts for this Christmas, just fill our wallet with money, we will be grateful and highly appreciated. Merry Christmas!

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Text Messages are another way of communication. In this modern era, everyone has become accustomed to Internet surfing and mobile phones, which have become an undiagnosed disease with no one can getaway. In this digital era, people generally like to communicate through text messages or chat. Whenever events, holidays, and festivals come, these text messages and SMS usage will reach the highest level. People use these SMS and text messages as wishes in their greeting cards to wish friends, family, boyfriend, girlfriend, clients, parents, kids, loved ones, and all others.

funny things to write in a Christmas Card
funny things to write in a Christmas Card

Worried about what to do this Christmas holidays. Sit down and enjoy yourself.

Sun brightens the entire universe? I wish you a Merry Christmas, as you brighten my life!

You should celebrate and eat too much, because you will need energy to open the gift.

Oh no! I can’t believe that Christmas has been cancelled.

I finally found out the true meaning of Xmas. It is for those who can’t spell Christmas!

I hope you have a nice Christmas, because it will be another year to celebrate you again.

Merry Christmas. May Santa bring you what you hope for this year!

Oh! It’s Christmas! Wish you full of laughter and love. Merry Christmas.

This year is so cute! May your celebration full of happiness. Merry Christmas!

The latest news Christmas has been postponed.

Funny Christmas Greetings Images

It was started by the Christian community but now it has become an annual festival celebrated by people of all religions and communities. This is celebrated yearly on December 25th to commemorate Jesus Christ’s birth. On Christmas people usually exchange gifts and parties with their family, friends. They decorate their churches, homes, and corridors on this day with Christmas trees, bells and lights, and then invite their friends, family members, and relatives to the party.

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss is not a kiss unless it is with the tongue. So, open your mouth, close your eyes, and let your tongue move do some exercise! Merry Christmas!

As we all know that the most special part of Christmas celebrations is to spend time with family, which you rarely get to see. Then, you can have an excuse to ignore them for the rest of the time.

funny christmas greetings images
funny christmas greetings images

Dear Santa, if you promise to be friendly and give me all the items on the list, I promise to give you an antidote to save your life from those poisonous cookies you just ate. Thank you.

I mistakenly packed your Christmas gift in a box that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added the words “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!

I wish you a season full of food and celebrations! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

On Christmas day, pray for Jesus to come to church and bless people. But no one should go there, if Jesus sees you there, he may not. So, come here to have a party. Wishing you a Merry Christmas!

Santa left the batteries under the tree with the words that said “Due to the cut, toys are not included.

Santa told me that you have being very good all year around, and I told him that it was only due to lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!

I have saved some photos at home, so instead of coming to the church, you can drink and pray, and no more boring speech from the pastor. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can produce gifts faster. Merry Christmas!

Funny Christmas Quotes

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa? – Matt Groening

“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” – Phyllis Diller

“Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.” – Robert Paul

Funny Quotes About Christmas
Funny Quotes About Christmas

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.” – Katharine Whitehorn

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde

“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge

“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – Dennis Miller

“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis

Funny Christmas Quotes for Cards

“Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.” – Sean Hughes

“Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.” – Richelle Goodrich

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” – Andy Rooney

“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? – Arlo Guthrie

“Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.” – Melanie White

“You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not pout, I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town.” – Haven Gillespie

Final Words

Christmas means is not only to decorate homes, offices, and churches with Christmas trees and lights but also to satisfy yourself with delicious Christmas food and cookies. It is about spreading the same joy and happiness that we feel in our hearts. Communication has its own importance in our lives. Without it, life is unimaginable. Only through dialogue or some special and magical words, we can easily convey our emotions and feelings to others. Without Christmas wishes and blessings, the joy, happiness, and fun of Christmas are incomplete. To make your loved ones laugh and tickle, some witty, humorous, and funny Christmas wishes are the best Christmas greeting ideas. So, send some funny Christmas wishes, text messages, and quotes to your friends, family, girlfriend or boyfriend, husband or wife, and give them a reason to grin and laugh.

Christmas is an excellent moment and a golden chance to send funny wishes and messages. Wish your loved ones through some witty and humorous texts and show them your Christmas humor! So what are you waiting for? Don’t waste your chance to put a smile on your loved ones’ faces. You can also use these text messages as funny Christmas card wishes as needed. These well-crafted funny Christmas wishes can capture the essence of Christmas and will surely make your Christmas holiday card outstanding.